God is 100% in love with me so he made my whole body a pussy

- on becoming a pussy

I greet the world with my nipples. But I am rooted in my pussy. Every sensation reaches me pussy first. I sit on the bus. Deep vibrations shake and jostle me. A sliver of pleasure at the price of a £5 first-bus ticket.

My pussy is my friend and we greet people with a wet but slightly dry "Hello I am a pussy, nice to meet you". I am open and ready. But I take time. Please be patient with me. I seem tricky at…